If I ever have twins I'm going to tattoo half a treasure map on each of them and then separate them at a young age leaving only enough clues for them to find each other. The tattoo map will lead them on an odyssey of high jinks and self-discovery with danger around every corner. After an epic adventure they'll find the real treasure is their relationship as brothers and the value of having a father who can sell a true story to Disney.
This painting was hung in the men's bathroom in the BYU art museum. Photos courtesy of my friend who works in the museum. They think it may be currently exhibiting artist Dan Steinhilber working under a alias.
Somethings you just can't satirize something because it's very existence is like parody masturbating. It's like the guys who write the SNL parody commercials were like; "Hey what if we did one of a blanket with sleeves! [chuckle, pause] Hey, that's kind of a good idea..."
While performing my duties as a flower deliver man a state trooper pulled me over. We all make mistakes. There is no way he could have known I was minutes away from being late delivering those dozen stargazer lilies. The proper thing to do would be to extol me to drive safely and send me on my way but he had the audacity to cite me.
Now I can understand giving a ticket to this guy. This is smug Masshole JT;
That's not the guy he met though. He met pious, slightly bewildered
by life and how girls don't call him back, Utahn JT;