12:21 AM

If I ever have twins I'm going to tattoo half a treasure map on each of them and then separate them at a young age leaving only enough clues for them to find each other.  The tattoo map will lead them on an odyssey of high jinks and self-discovery with danger around every corner.  After an epic adventure they'll find the real treasure is their relationship as brothers and the value of having a father who can sell a true story to Disney.