Monday, February 2, 2009

THANK YOU TROOPER SHANNON!

While performing my duties as a flower deliver man a state trooper pulled me over.  We all make mistakes.  There is no way he could have known I was minutes away from being late delivering those dozen stargazer lilies.  The proper thing to do would be to extol me to drive safely and send me on my way but he had the audacity to cite me.

Now I can understand giving a ticket to this guy.  This is smug Masshole JT;

That's not the guy he met though.  He met  pious, slightly bewildered
 by life and how girls don't call him back, Utahn JT;

How could you give him a ticket!?  

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